Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Anonymous said: I orgasm way too fast. I've tried various methods to try and not come so fast but nothing has been working. Within 2-3 minutes I'm done and I don't feel like going for another one afterwards.

You know, that’s a problem some people wish they have! Perspective, perspective. Although, to you, it’s annoying, understandably. Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes and all of that. The grass is always greener. Life is just a paradox!!

But, I would say, go slower, in every way. Spend five minutes just rubbing your nipples and thinking sexy thoughts. Spend more time touching your neck, ooh, that feels good. When you finally make your way past your soft and smooth sides and after you’ve caressed your inner thighs for a few glorious moments, spend some time massaging your vulva. Don’t go right to your clit, just feel your nice soft labia, tease the opening of your vagina, feel yourself in a way you, perhaps, you have never before. Then when you finally work your way to your clit, don’t rub it quickly, just softly stroke it, back and forth, around and around, unit you can begin to feel your orgasm build. Instead of rushing to the end, feel, own and enjoy that build. Just take it slow and be purposeful. Connect. Renew. Faith. Welcome. Joy. Laugh. Water. Plant. Pencil. Fork. Lasagna. Ah. You are whole. You have cum. Seventy four hours have passed and you have seventeen voicemails from your boss asking why you’ve missed three shifts.

Namaste. 

Monday, September 16, 2013
You wanna dismantle the patriarchy?
You wanna live in a society that doesn’t stigmatize women for their sexual desires? 
You wanna fight sexism, classism, heterosexism, cissexism, racism, ableism? 
You wanna promote standards of beauty that are diverse and not just Eurocentric? 
You better WORK BITCH  
Spread the word, spread the word (about feminism! and female masturbation!) 
FYI: The admins of this blog are HUGE Britney fans. If you are too, let us know! We’d love to hear from you :) 

You wanna dismantle the patriarchy?

You wanna live in a society that doesn’t stigmatize women for their sexual desires? 

You wanna fight sexism, classism, heterosexism, cissexism, racism, ableism? 

You wanna promote standards of beauty that are diverse and not just Eurocentric? 

You better WORK BITCH  

Spread the word, spread the word (about feminism! and female masturbation!) 

FYI: The admins of this blog are HUGE Britney fans. If you are too, let us know! We’d love to hear from you :) 

Wednesday, July 17, 2013 Wednesday, July 10, 2013 Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The best part about masturbation

imbrittsimpson:

is that there is a 3000% chance I’ll be hooking up with a sexy bitch.  Every.  Single.  Night. 

Friday, July 5, 2013

Just Wondering

What are some actual usable euphemisms/nick names that you’ve heard for female masturbation? A equivalent to “jacking off”, “jerking off”, etc. I’ve heard people say “jilling off”, but that just doesn’t quite roll of the tongue. 

Let me know!

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Sarah Silverman’s Perfect Night

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Strengthening Your Orgasms

Here are some good links with details about how you can better control, recognize and strengthen your orgasms!

Kegel Exercises

Female Orgasm Information, by Brown University

Enhancing your Orgasms

How to Orgasm

9 Ways to Make Your Orgasms More Intense

Enjoy! Let us know if any of this works for you :)

Friday, June 21, 2013
Remember, there’s no need to be shy about involving masturbation in your partner sex life!

Remember, there’s no need to be shy about involving masturbation in your partner sex life!

There’s a few messages right now asking what an orgasm feels like…how would you describe it, followers?

Ask.

Submit.